On Instagram, there is a mysterious user named “cookie0man”, who posts advance versions of Nabisco products and nothing else. This shadowy figure posted pictures of red velvet Oreos before those hit shelves, and S’mores Oreos, which we still haven’t confirmed the existence of, but which sound appealing. Today, this person posted a photo of a new flavor: cotton candy Oreos.

Wait…is cotton candy even a flavor? Doesn’t it just taste like sugar and childhood dreams? If we had to guess, these will be intensely sweet like the Birthday Cake flavor, and they just happen to be colored pink and blue. Now, Oreo-flavored cotton candy, that would be advancing the science of junk food to amazing levels.

cookie0man [Instagram]

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