RyanAir To Liven Up Emergencies With Exciting New Escape Fees!

RyanAir’s toilet tax may not be the company’s worst idea after all, as reader Geoffrey reminds us with this mockup showing several potential fees the budget Irish carrier may well be considering.

If only U.S. Airways had the foresight to charge their own emergency escape fee they could’ve collected a smooth $3,750 from the passengers of Flight 1549 before letting anyone off the wings.

Message 9222744 [b3ta board] (Thanks to Geoffrey!)
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