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Zombie AOL Account Plague Spreads To Wall Street Journal Columnist

Zombie AOL Account Plague Spreads To Wall Street Journal Columnist

Our reader Jennifer isn’t the only former Time Warner employee whose AOL account has risen from the dead, prompting collection notices and confusion. Wall Street Journal investing columnist Jason Zweig, a former Time Warner employee, found himself in precisely the same situation, and wrote about his epic customer service adventure.

Zombie AOL Account Crawls Out Of The Grave Nine Years Later

Zombie AOL Account Crawls Out Of The Grave Nine Years Later

Jennifer, like many people, one subscribed to AOL. She paid for the service originally, then received a free account while employed with Time Warner. Then she joined the 21st century and didn’t use AOL at all, but her free account remained in the system. Until AOL started billing her. Nine years later.

Boston Police Department: We Will Let You Know When The Zombies Come

Boston Police Department: We Will Let You Know When The Zombies Come

The first surprising part of this story is that the Boston Police Department has a Twitter feed. They use it to post breaking police-type information that’s useful to the public, such as roads closed due to car accidents, crime data, big arrests, etc. Sometimes they also reply to reader questions. And that is how TruTV learned that the Boston police will not hide the zombie invasion from the public.

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TigerDirect bought CompUSA, and just announced a grand re-opening of 15 stores and the regular opening of one store.

Verizon Unleashes Zombie Debt Collector Scourge On Innocent Consumer

Verizon Unleashes Zombie Debt Collector Scourge On Innocent Consumer

Reader Kevin has a problem with Verizon and the zombie debt collectors they’ve unleashed on the account Verizon said was paid off and closed…

More Zombie Brands

More Zombie Brands

Attack Of The Zombie Brands!

Attack Of The Zombie Brands!

Corpse On A Plane: Dead Woman Moved To First Class

Corpse On A Plane: Dead Woman Moved To First Class

Paul Trinder, who awoke to see the body at the end of his row, last week described the journey as “deeply disturbing”, and complained that the airline dismissed his concerns by telling him to “get over it”.

Another Corpse Billed by AOL

Another Corpse Billed by AOL

Now that AOL’s dissolved their call centers and gone free, we certainly hope that all billing issues customers have been wrestling with have been resolved. In particular, their habit of continuing to bill the dead.

AOL Wants to Sell “Internet” to the Dead

AOL Wants to Sell “Internet” to the Dead

Can we say… zombies? We promise we’re not going to turn this into the AOL horror story blog, but we gotta post this.

UPDATE: Acquiesce to the Zombie Debt Collectors

UPDATE: Acquiesce to the Zombie Debt Collectors

Relevant to our earlier post about Chris getting call after call from his debt collectors and wanting to stop their zombie madness, and T-Mobile and Catherine Zeta Jones’ inability to do anything about it, reader Erik found the Federal “Fair Debt Collection Practices Act” from Title 15 of the United States Code.

Glocker Z-Day Round-Up

Glocker Z-Day Round-Up

On March 28th, 2006, a strange Venusian satellite streaked an eerie fluorescent parabola across the sky, irradiating the world’s cemetaries, funeral parlors and abattoirs with an extraterrestrial radiation. Four days later, the dead walked, slavering for human flesh and tasty brains. And we were here covering it.

Announcement: The Flesh Consumerist

Announcement: The Flesh Consumerist

Morning Deals Round-Up

• Today’s Woot!, the Mag KleerDrain Instant Drain Opener. At 20 bucks, this is an affordable tool to unclog your drains of the fetid slurry that congeals after feeding the disembodied limbs of your loved ones down the garbage disposal.

Wal-Mart Big Boxes Serve As Zombie-Invulnerable Forts

Wal-Mart Big Boxes Serve As Zombie-Invulnerable Forts

The same communities that once passed zoning regulations and fought tooth and nail against the threat of a Big Box being deposited in their neighborhood a now turning to Wal-Mart as their last refuge from the gruesome bloodbaths being unleashed in their own backyards.

McDonald’s Can’t Keep Up With Undead Demand

McDonald’s Can’t Keep Up With Undead Demand

It appears that McDonald’s still has a lot to learn about appeasing customers — in an ironic turn of events, McDonald’s is now under heavy criticism for not including enough human viscera in their Happy Meals.

Companies Replace Indians With Zombie CSRs

Companies Replace Indians With Zombie CSRs

Always quick to turn a global apocalypse into a profit margin, many call centers outsourced to Bombay are increasingly returning to the States and being staffed with zombie CSRs.