This gaudy watch struck Copyranter ‘s eye. After he got the blood out, he wrote:
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JC Penney Gets Anorexic
By 3.29.06
Whilst flipping through the Sunday circulars, reader Thomas B. was surprised to see JC Penney’s new clothing line called, “a.n.a. : A New Approach.”
Citi Thinks Diseases are Comedy Gold
By 3.27.06
The unintentional comedy of the context ad bots strikes again.
The Greatest Car Salesman You’ve Never Heard Of
By 3.26.06
Not sure what in the heyhoo is going on here but this appears to be 1970s gag reel ad attacking car dealer Ralph Williams for “raping San Francisco out of every dollar.” Funny! NSFW, for adult language and situation insinuations. [More]
De Beers Surefire Marriage Starter Kit
By 3.23.06
Our favorite advertising inside man who cares enough to hate, with a heart, sends in this gem:
iPorn
By 3.20.06
Not Safe For Work, this Apple iPod spoof is. It was only a matter of time before someone applied the Apple shadow dancer effect to hardcore porn movies.
JELL-O Ad Tortures Model
By 3.15.06
This JELL-O ad appeared in the coupons this Sunday. Frankly, it’s horrifying.
Winston Ads Taste Good Like a Good Cigarette Commercial Should
By 3.14.06
Check out this series of fantastic Winston ads.
Bike Safety Ad That’ll Crack Your Skull
By 3.13.06
“Be careful when transporting fragile goods,” reads the copy.
Washington Mutual Unleashes Ill-Timed Debit Card Ads
By 3.13.06
That’ll go far. Every time a Russian scammer buys 1000 gross of babushkas using your stolen debit card info, you get three Lincolns!
Ahhhh, the Frenshhh… Orson Welles for Paul Masson
By 3.13.06
It’s Monday morning. After a weekend of lubricated excess, our skulls seem just about ready to split open in jagged cranial shards, expelling the alcohol-befuddled goop inside. The universe does dizzying pirouettes about us; all we want to do is lay on the couch, watch the Sleepover Club on Nickelodeon, remark to ourselves how some of those girls are definitely long-term investments and sweat out our delirium tremens. Yet here we are, soldiering forth against our body’s most desperate urges to our loathed jobs, where being drunk is simply not a valid excuse for absence. Except in Ireland.
Citibank’s ATM Crisis Merely Extends “Money Don’t Matter” Campaign
By 3.6.06
Here’s a spoof of Citibank’s hoary “Live Richly” ad campaign, penned by Adfreak’s Tim Nudd.
Advertising A-Go-Go-Gog
By 2.27.06
Here’s a freakin’ roundup of the sweetest commercials floating around this morning.
New VW Ads in Da Haus
By 2.24.06
Volkswagon wants to ‘un-pimp’ your ride in a new campaign celebrating its German engineering heritage.
Nike and Eric Cantona Bonito Help Us Love Ads and Soccer Again
By 2.17.06
We hate ads but we dare you to hate this Nike soccer campaign.
David Hasselhoff Trades in Knight for Pepsi Cap, Rides
By 2.10.06
How do you like your Pepsi-Cola? How about David Hasselhoff? This asexually lascivious image leered at Flickr user ‘Downunder Dan’ from atop an Australian billboard and he was compelled to share it with us. Thanks, Dan! Now we can gouge our eyes out in peace and replace them with K.I.T.T’s array of futuristic crime sensors.
