Not Safe For Work, this Apple iPod spoof is. It was only a matter of time before someone applied the Apple shadow dancer effect to hardcore porn movies.

As the commercial illustrates, every iPod bought is a stilleto heel upon the face of humanity. But really, we have met the whore, and she is us, for hurtling in droves to purchase substandard media devices so we could listen to compressed versions of songs.

[Adrants via Reverse Cowgirl]

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