Taco Bell Testing Biscuit-Shell Breakfast Tacos Because It Can

No, that's not a hash brown covered in epoxy resin and shoved into a pita. It's supposed to be a piece of chicken with "jalapeno honey" sauce on a taco-shaped biscuit.

No, that’s not a hash brown covered in epoxy resin and shoved into a pita. It’s supposed to be a piece of chicken with “jalapeno honey” sauce on a taco-shaped biscuit.

Once again proving that its definition of “taco” is “something placed in something else that is folded or at least vaguely U-shaped,” Taco Bell is now shoving a variety of breakfast meats inside a folded biscuit and calling it a taco in some test markets.

According to FoodBeast, the newest test addition to the fast food chain’s breakfast menu is described as being served in a “warm, flakey, golden brown biscuit that happens to be shaped in the form of a taco.”

There are apparently several options for the slop that gets placed in this busted biscuit “shell,” including: Sausage, Egg and Cheese; Bacon, Egg, and Cheese; Sausage and Cheese; Egg and Cheese; Sausage and Gravy.

The biscuit thing has already been tested in some Atlanta and San Antonio Bells, but FoodBeast says it’s now being fed to paying human lab rats in four eateries in the L.A./Orange County area in Southern California.

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