Not that there’s anywhere you should be doing illegal drugs, but public places are exceptionally awful venues for such activities And ratcheting up the inappropriate level to 11? Smoking heroin in the bathroom of a Chuck E. Cheese, as police say two “knuckleheads” decided to do in California.

The police didn’t mince words describing the alleged dastardly deeds of the men suspected of chasing the dragon, saying that the pair are a “couple of knuckleheads,” reports the Los Angeles Times.

According to officials, another patron called to report that there might be two guys in the bathroom doing drugs. When officers arrived on the scene, they say the men were inside a stall smoking horse. Again, heroin. Which is very bad.

For some reason, the twosome had allegedly decided to meet with their dealer at the Chuck E. Cheese, and apparently couldn’t wait to leave before smoking it, a police sergeant explained.

One man was arrested on charges of suspicion of felony possession of a narcotic, two misdemeanors of drug paraphernalia, and being under the influence of a controlled substance. The other was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of a controlled substance. Both are unofficially charged with doing something really awful where kids go to have fun and eat pizza with animatronic mice.

Two men accused of smoking heroin in Chuck E. Cheese restroom [Los Angeles Times]

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