The combination of human stupidity and modern litigiousness has resulted in some fantastically funny product warning labels. MainStreet rounded up a few in their Ridiculously Funny Product Warning slide show. A few highlights:

Iron
MANUFACTURER: Rowenta
WARNING: “Do not direct steam at people or animals or iron clothes while they are being worn.”

Then how am I supposed to get the wrinkles out of my pug?

Microwave
WARNING: “Do not use for drying pets.”

Hamster, are you dry yet? …Hamster?!

Male Enhancement Drugs
MANUFACTURER: Extenze
WARNING: “Do not use if pregnant or nursing.”

This will be a very easy instruction to follow.

Ridiculously Funny Product Warnings [MainStreet]

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