Your dog thinks he’s so fancy, walking around and ejecting poop wherever he wants like a furry softserve machine. You know what would put him in his place? A harness that lets you attach a poop bag to his butt. For the curious, there’s a video below that includes action shots.

“It’s Not Like Your Dog Needs Dignity, Get Him The PooTrap And Never Touch Poopy Again” [Oh Gizmo!]

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