A former Geek Squad employee, racked with guilt over how he steals porn from customer’s computers all the time, gave us this video on his death bed. “Take this,” he gasped with one outstretched arm, “tell them the truth…” Then the guilt virus reached his heart and he was dead. We raced to watch the clip and were shocked, horrified, and amused by what we saw. Describing it won’t do it justice so you’ll just have to watch.. Man, Robert Stephens is so going to shoot our head off with a laser atop the Magic Castle once he sees this. — BEN POPKEN

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