The following items have been shipped to you by Amazon.com:
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Qty Item Price Shipped Subtotal
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Toys”R”Us items (Sold by Toysrus.com, LLC):
1 Oozinator Blaster $24.99 1 $24.99

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Item Subtotal: $24.99
Shipping & Handling: $7.94

Sales Tax: $2.76

Total: $35.69

Just you wait, kiddies, we’re gonna have some fun. By that, we mean hardcore, probing, undercover investigative journalism to determine how far it shoots, its volume and capacity, how well it holds up to other squirt guns, both ooze and traditional variety. Hell, we should probably try to pitch it to Consumer Reports. Covered in ooze.

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