The News: All The Fat That’s Fit To Print

• Ken Lay: “This is not the outcome we paid for expected.” [LAT]
• McDonald’s milkshake foams at the mouth over mounting outcry, plans to fight criticism over deceptive marketing with stronger, even more deceptive marketing. [Tribune]
• Flames burns brightly in the eyes of devoted Weber Grill fans. [LAT]
• FCC to examine TV station’s use of PR reels as news. Due to backlog, the first questionable story to be looked is one touting the benefits of “Agent Orange Juice.” [LAT]
• Hasbro cancels plans for line of racy dolls based around ‘Pussycat Dolls,’ switches focus to My First Little Lolita rollout. [NYT]