Great Moments in Customer/Bank Relations

And you think you have some nightmarish customer horror stories.

NATALIA: my friend got fired couple of days ago
NATALIA: so she went to florida for a week to get rid of stress
John Brownlee: Yeah. Good plan.
NATALIA: you know why she was fired?
John Brownlee: Why?
NATALIA: it is actually funny.. she was working at the sperm donor center.. so there were two men with exactly same first and last names.. so she accidently switched their sperm.. one guy got to know about the mistake and started yelling that his wife might have got wrong sperm and he does not want someone else’s kids
NATALIA: so he got her fired
John Brownlee: Yeah. Well. I suppose I’d be upset too if my wife had a vagina full of another man’s semen.

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