Cingular plans to start charging customers with older model cellphones five extra bucks in order to poke them towards upgrading.
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Cingular Wants Us To Take Their Documents Down
We just received a note from Cingular’s legal department.
We Poke Sticks At Wired’s Cellphone Cancel Tips
Wired’s August issue features some advice on cancelling your cellphone service, but how good is it?
Cingular Sics Debt Collectors On Innocent Customer
An AT&T customer, Chris upgraded his plan after the merger with Cinuglar. A week later, Cingular sent him a bill for $300, an “early termination fee.” Welcome to the neighborhood, indeed.
Cingular Switches to Rebates By Debit Card
Cingular has decided it prefers you spend your rebate than save it, so now they’re going to make you.
T-Mobile Forbids You From Recording Customer Service Calls
We can record you but you can’t record us, T-mobile told reader Jeff today.
FCC Investigates Calls From a Stranger
The second of two blows dealt this week to the Miami telemarketers autodialing people’s cellphones and trying to scam them. It seems the FCC is actually looking into the matter. All it took was a few months, Verizon to file an injunction, and a few gajillion consumer complaints, like those by reader Chris.
Cingular Boasts 267% Profit
Amidst a looming lawsuit over its lack of service to newly incorporated AT&T customers, as well as our revelation that Cingular will no longer try to retain its most unprofitable consumers:
Spanish Tele-Scammer’s Pinata Busted by Verizon
Back in April, we were obsessed by a Miami telemarketing company scamming people, in Spanish, on their cellphones, using a robotic autodialer. After pounding the e-pavement, our efforts to angle in on the bastiches fizzled, since we were neither a telephone company processing the calls, nor an aggrieved recipient, we couldn’t do much about it, except advise people to report it to the police. Just last week we received a few complaints.
How Cingular Avoids Giving Discounts to Worthless Customers
A snip from a recent memo that teaches Cingular retention specialists how to avoid giving discounts to customers they deem unprofitable.
Cingular Distills Customer Value Into Thermometer Form
A customer service source inside Cingular sends us some interesting internal documents and says the cellphone company has a new policy that’s got the headset set in a bind. He reports that Cingular will, “no longer discount equipment for customers that are not profitable for us, no mater where they stand contractually. I have received several calls from customers attempting to upgrade, only to have to inform them that although yes, they are out of contract, we will not offer them discounted equipment. “
Cingular Bill Walks Like A Duck
Cingular’s inability to maintain accurate billing records are resulting in invoice overages which they seem powerless to fix, according to DB’s complaint.
Cingular Customer Denied Access To Billing Records
If you’re looking to join the newly minted class action against Cingular, you might want to turn that shredder off. A customer was seeking to replace the billing records he had shredded, in order to prepare to join the suit, and called up the cellphone company.
Fee Increase Letter Covered In Gobblydegook
In speaking of the battle over the nature of language, Russ Rymer said, “Linguistics is arguably the most hotly contested property in the academic realm. It is soaked with the blood of poets, theologians, philosophers, philologists, psychologists, biologists, anthropologists, and neurologists, along with whatever blood can be got out of grammarians.”
HOWTO: Join The Cingular Lawsuit
If you were an AT&T customer as of October 26, 2004 and, following the switchover to Cingular
Cingular Lowers Bar On AT&T Customer’s Necks
Cingular duped and overcharged AT&T customers ported over following their merger, contends a lawsuit filed last Thursday.