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Same Zune Gay Porn Post, Now With Video Included
CHANELL: “And she asks me what is this? And I’m like, I don’t know what that thing does. So she gave it to me, and it was a homosexual orgy… that they had videotaped for an hour and 44 minutes.”
Walmart Sells Gay Porn Filled Zune To Little Girl
Chanell Martin bought her 12-year old daughter a Zune from Walmart, pre-loaded with gay porn.
Announcing The Floggies
Since nobody should be allowed to move on from their mistakes, we’re holding a knife fight to see who had the “best” flog of 2006. We are pleased to announce… The Floggies.
Top 10 Biggest Business Debacles 2006
Welcome, New York Times readers. Here’s a bit of an intro to The Consumerist, if you’re curious and want to learn more.
Walmart Mysteriously Finds Hidden Stash of Elmos
We hope we are not dignifying this obvious publicity stunt with coverage, but Walmart has “found” 4,000 of those stupid Extreme Tickle Me Elmo pieces of crap and will be “make [ing] the toys available “around noon E.T. on a first come, first serve basis” for $39.97 apiece.” So, if you’re one of those people who wants a zombified psychotic Elmo beast that will amuse your brat of a kid for about 10 seconds total, here’s your big chance to hit refresh 300 times and still not get one. Have fun. —MEGHANN MARCO
Walmart Nazi Tshirt Watch: Day 30
Thirty days after t-shirts bearing Nazi insignia were discovered in Walmart, the retailer has yet to remove them from their stores. Rob spotted this one in Salem, NH, on 12/09/06.
Retailers’ Return Policies
Retailers are getting stricter with their return policies this year. If you’re not hot about the Marshmallow Shooter or Toshiba SD-4990 DVD Player grams got you, keep the receipt and don’t take it out of the package. Here’s the return policies of some of the major retailers. — BEN POPKEN
Walmart Layaway Ends Friday
If you’ve got something on layaway at Walmart, this Friday is your last day to pick it up. Of the major retailers, Kmart still supports layaway.
Police Called After Walmart Changes Mind About Selling Wii
Wii fans in Washington state queued up for the Wii at 10pm last night, only to be told they weren’t going on sale until eight this morning. A dispatch from the front lines:
Designer Of Walmart’s Nazi Shirt Found. He’s Jewish.
The Miami Herald found the designer of Walmart’s Nazi tshirts, a man of Jewish persuasion. [More]
Walmart Replaces Smocks With Target-Style Uniform
Walmart will replace its employee’s trademark smocks with navy shirts and khaki pants.
Men in Walmart Smocks Steal $300,000 in Cash
- “Police are hunting for some big time thieves this morning in Philadelphia. Two armed men robbed a Northeast Philadelphia Wal-Mart Sunday morning. It happened shortly after 2 a.m. at the store on Roosevelt Boulevard. The suspects were wearing Walmart smocks. They made their way into the store, forced a manager into a safe and duct taped another employee before fleeing with about $300,000 in cash. No one was injured.”
Walmart Rolls Back Prices By 13 Cents
Analysts noted that Walmart set the pace this shopping season with four consecutive price point drops. But maybe they should be looking at how much those drops were by…. — BEN POPKEN
