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Walmart Commercial From 1981, Featuring “Cassette to Cassette” Copying
Copying music wasn’t always so taboo, here’s a Walmart commercial from 1981 that features a stereo system with the “special twin cassette feature.” Now you can record from cassette to cassette! Cool!

Filthy Walmart!
The Walmart is Taylors, SC is disgusting! One Flickr user decided it was up to him to document the filth. His Flickr set features over 100 photos of how positively post-apocalyptic this Walmart has become.
Save Money On Gym Membership By Working Out At Walmart
They’ve got everything you need: free weights exercise bikes, treadmills, and even fishing poles! (Taffeta not included) — BEN POPKEN
“Sam’s Dream”: Walmart’s New Ad
Walmart knows you don’t like them, and they’re making ads in response. From ABC News: “Wal-Mart Stores Inc. will run national television ads starting Monday praising its record as an employer and corporate citizen, taking its arguments straight to the public in an ongoing battle over its reputation with unions and other critics.”
Walmart Will Assign Employees According To Customer Traffic, Not Sales
Walmart is changing things up with some new software that will schedule employee shifts based on traffic and not sales. This makes employees mad. Why?
Walmart Wants You To Use Power-Saving Bulbs
Lest we remind you, compact fluorescent bulbs “use 75 percent less electricity, last 10 times longer, produce 450 pounds fewer greenhouse gases from power plants and save consumers $30 over the life of each bulb.” If Walmart is successful, they’ll save Americans $3 billion in electricity costs and avoid the need to build additional power plants for the equivalent of 450,000 new homes. Yikes. —MEGHANN MARCO

‘All I Want For Xmas Is A PSP’ Wins Best Flog 2006
Based on reader votes, we anoint Sony’s Alliwantforxmasisapsp as the best flog of 2006.

Stoned Master Criminals Threw Stuff Over Walmart’s Fence
Two men, seen here, were apprehended after being caught by beach police while throwing merchandise over Walmart’s fence. On Dec 27, a Walmart employee flagged down the Virginia Beach Police and informed them, “there was a customer in the store who was taking items outside to the Lawn and Garden section and throwing it over the fence.”
That Walmart Photo Gallery Was Pretty Tasteless
Last week we posted a gallery of pictures of overweight and “odd” looking Walmart customers and employees. We framed it like Gawker’s “Blue States Lose” party photos, and let loose the image dump.

Red States Lose: Gallery Of Walmart’s Beautiful People
UPDATE: Do be sure to read, “That Walmart Photo Gallery Was Pretty Tasteless.”