The best of the best stories this week:
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This Week in: Best of The Consumerist
The five top stories you fawned over the most week, ranked from most fawning to least.

This Week In: Top Stories
Here’s the stories, or “word wars” if you will, you took the most sick, voyeuristic pleasure in watching again and again this week.

This Week in: Best Stories
Here’s your favorite posts of the week to reminisce over a glass of vermouth and an old corsage. Here’s looking at you, top stories.

This Week In: Best Comments
Here’s what a completely partial and non-disinterested jury found to be the week’s best comments, after the jump.

This Week In: Favorites Consumed
s favorite Consumerist stories of the week, as determined by Google Analytics page views.

The Week in Product Recalls: Poisonings, Burns, Strangulations, Deadly Chickens
Hazard: “The recalled charms contain high levels of lead, posing a serious risk of lead poisoning and adverse health effects to young children.”
This Week In: Best Comments
The very best in comments this week, as determined by our fatuous whimsy.