Listeners to Kingsburg, California based radio station KFYE were shocked a week ago when their favorite Christian radio station effortlessly switched between playing Carmen’s seminal Christian rap hit ‘Who’s In Da House? (Jay Cee!)’ to muculousy shlorking and the synchronized moans of vaginal pumping after the midnight changeover. KFYE FM 106.3 had just gone porn radio.
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Angry Sex Sells Vacuums
By 6.9.06
Leave it to the Germans to use s AND m to pitch electronics. A gentle people known for their thrift, in Germany, they use the whole Lebensraum.
Water, Water Everywhere and Not a Condom in Sight
By 5.17.06
This Arkansas mayor’s love story is a heartwarming tale, similar to Like Water for Chocolate.
Google Trends Forecasts Our Watery Demise
By 5.12.06
Using the fancy new Google Trends web app launched today, we were able to rank which US cities are searching for Wal-mart, iPods, Amazon and Sex the most, as well as compare results by city.
Axe Stretches Imagination Until It Snaps Back
By 5.4.06
if you’ve ever wanted your underwear so stretchy it looks like you might have a giant penis, this axe ad, and presumably, these knickers, are for you.
FDA Says Plan B Causes Teen Sex Cults
By 4.28.06 — Updated: 10.25.12
What the hell? The Manhattan-based Center for Reproductive Rights is grilling FDA officials on their failure to approve the Plan B pill as a drug that can be distributed without a prescription. Why might they not have approved it?
German Burger King: Nation of Aryans, Idiots
By 4.10.06
There’s two requirements for making an ad in Germany. One: near-graphic sex. Two: the sex is thwarted by the promise of an inane consumer item.
Consumer’s Guide to Dublin Prostitutes
By 3.17.06 — Updated: 10.24.16
In honor of St. Patty’s day, we present our Gawker bro Gridskipper’s guide to getting your wick dipped in Dublin. [NSFW links]
The Kid From Brooklyn on The Rising Price of Sex, or “A Slow News Day”
By 3.16.06
It’s a slow news day. Prematurely celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, Ben is drunk. Meanwhile, Brownlee has discovered with a dawning sense of horror that after years of living in Ireland, he is incapable of getting drunk… the font that inks his pen, the mucus that lubricates his Muse. As the world and Boing Boing watches, we find ourselves abashed and silent.
Sexy Grapefruit Domain Banned In Vietnam
By 2.16.06
Over in Vietnam, various regulations prevent you from naming a .vn domain after a body part approximately 50% of people on Earth have. Recently however, this aggressive stance towards clean, wholesome domain names has backfired on the clean, wholesome Vietnamese grapefruit which, without its tonal accents, is a filthy homonym for a cock.
Canadians Don’t Know What ‘Sex’ Means
By 2.15.06
According to a recent poll of 3,000 students, Canadians are much more pathetic than previously suspected:
Sexy European Moms Sell Toothpaste
By 2.6.06
Speaking of naked Europeans working their bodies to sell you their products, check out this absolutely astonishing ad for Beverly Hills Toothpaste.
Transit Strike Comes to a Head
By 12.20.05
Even thought this transit strike is a pain, let us take a moment to reflect on the opportunities it brings for that oldest of consumer transactions: trading blowjobs for car rides.
