if you’ve ever wanted your underwear so stretchy it looks like you might have a giant penis, this axe ad, and presumably, these knickers, are for you.

Post-production house Glassworks claims it’s, “a fantastically observed pastiche of all those aftershave and undie commercials we’ve grown to love to hate.”

They’re stretchy enough to accommodate “The Axe Effect,” the big hardon you get after imagining all the debaucheries you’ll have after smelling like a Quebecois stockbrocking metro tool.

[via Apt Broadcast]

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