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The Midlothian Police Department Should Not Collect Private Debts

The Midlothian Police Department Should Not Collect Private Debts

The Midlothian, IL Chief of Police thinks it’s appropriate for his officers to help local businesses collect private debts. Midlothian’s local mechanic, Merlin’s Muffler and Brake, performed $500 of work for Angela Proctor, who paid back all but $108 before falling into financial trouble. From The Star:

Chicago Woman Calls 911, Hears Hysterical Laughter Then Is Hung Up On

Chicago Woman Calls 911, Hears Hysterical Laughter Then Is Hung Up On

A Chicago woman called 311 (non-emergency police services) to report illegal and dangerous fireworks exploding over her home. She was transferred to 911 where she was greeted by hysterical laughter.

Post Office Meltdown: Customer Flips Out On Video At Brooklyn Post Office

After several minutes of the customer’s rant, three police officers respond to the scene, but the 5-minute, 43-second clip ends too soon to see what happens next.

Where 311 Fails, Will Blogging Succeed?

Where 311 Fails, Will Blogging Succeed?

Sigmund, a resident of Brooklyn, is hearing a piercing alarm-type sound that lasts anywhere from minutes to hours on end. The sound can be heard with the windows closed. Upon complaining about this noise to the police and local authorities,Sigmund was told that unless other people complained… nothing could be done.

BREAKING: JetBlue Cancels All NY Area Flights, Police Respond To Riotous Crowds

BREAKING: JetBlue Cancels All NY Area Flights, Police Respond To Riotous Crowds

Police are responding to crowd disruptions in the Newark International Airport following JetBlue’s announcement that it was canceling all flights in the New York Metro area.

SUV Smashes Through Mall

And you know what? They were right. — BEN POPKEN

Can't Drive 55?  Find Out Where to Slow Down

Can't Drive 55? Find Out Where to Slow Down

Speeders and scofflaws of the world, take heart. Someone has got your back. (Or maybe your brake pedal.)

Burger King’s Secret Sauce

A couple of police officers in Los Lunas, New Mexico ate about half of their Whoppers when all of a sudden, they noticed they were feeling pretty… mellow. Removing the bun, they discovered that the patties were peppered with mary jane. Pot. Marijuana to you squares.

WalMart. Always Low Compassion, Always.

Running low on gas and stuck with nothing but a gift card WalMart won’t let you use? Far from home? Screwed? In your desperation, don’t try to sell the card at a loss to another customer. Wal-Mart will call the cops on your soliciting ass. Then they’ll throw you out of their parking lot and call you a “vagrant.”

S.W.A.T. Takes Down Gay Gym

S.W.A.T. Takes Down Gay Gym

July 1st. An Albuquerque S.W.A.T. team storms the male-only Pride Gym. Machine guns drawn, flash bangs readied, the rainbow-painted door splinters inwards. A dozen girlish screams ululate in unison; glitter and tear gas fills the air. As the skylight burst inwards, SWAT members rappel down from a hovering stealth copter and a song apropos ushers from the Jukebox: It’s Raining Men by the Weather Sisters, only to be silenced by a single shotgun blast.

Off-Duty Police Sometimes Like to Carry Guns

Off-Duty Police Sometimes Like to Carry Guns

According to an informal poll held on on Massachusetts Police Department message boards, 58.27% of the 127 police officers responding sometimes carry a weapon off-duty, 26.77% always carry a weapon and 14.96% never carry a weapon.

Florida Police Retaliate Against Investigative Journalist

Florida Police Retaliate Against Investigative Journalist

This morning we noted an item about an investigative reporter who’s being treated like a wanted criminal by the Dade County, Flordia police he’s investigating. The police posted an online BOLO, or Be on the Lookout notice, usually used to post notice about loose criminals.

Morning News Roundup

Morning News Roundup

Eating ‘Unpaid’ Pancakes Ends in Fatal IHOP Shooting

Eating ‘Unpaid’ Pancakes Ends in Fatal IHOP Shooting

Don’t dine and dash at IHOP unless you want the cops to drill a bullet through your skull in the parking lot, your blood splattering on the plaid flannel shirts of your drunk and high teenage friends and the interior of your SUV in suburban Virginia.

Undercover Report Complains About Complaining About the Police

Undercover Report Complains About Complaining About the Police

A citizen’s watchdog group conducted an undercover investigation against south Florida police departments. 31 out of 34 departments surveyed had no forms available for citizens to register complaints against officers.

Brooklyn Cops ChitChat on Cellphones on the Job

Brooklyn Cops ChitChat on Cellphones on the Job

Do your tax dollars pay for the cops’ cellphone minutes?