After a week off caused by a brief, unexplained work stoppage by the 743-person team that otherwise toils day and night to craft this weekly test of readers’ recall abilities, the Consumerist Quiz is back to put your brain cells through the wringer (not literally, because that would be messy and probably illegal).

For some of you it was a short week, but because you’ve had the extra week of rest, we’re going with the full-size 12-question quiz anyway. You don’t have to take it, but you know you want to.

Just don’t get any on the rug. That’s how you get ants.

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