We understand that Taco Bell’s sole reason to exist is to sate customers’ gluttonous cravings. But while it’s okay to satisfy your lust for cheese and meat-like product with a burrito, it’s most definitely not okay to give into an idiotic desire to grab a Taco Bell employee’s rear-end.

The Smoking Gun has the story of a man in (you guessed it) Florida, who is accused of going the extra mile to cross all lines of decency during a trip to Taco Bell.

According to the police report, the customer pulled up to the Bell drive-thru in the wee hours of the morning on Aug. 30. And when he pulled up to the window to pick up his order, police say he “exited from his vehicle and reached inside of the window and grabbed the victim’s left butt cheek.”

The employee contacted the police, who arrested the man on simple battery. He was later released after posting $500 bond, but is scheduled to appear in court on Oct. 2.

TSG reports that the man has a pair of prior battery arrests on his record, along with arrests for drunk driving and possession of drug paraphernalia.

[via NY Daily News]

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