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A Candle That Smells Like Fried Chicken Is Sort Of A Tease

11.21.13 12:59 PM EDT By Mary Beth Quirk@marybethquirk

you smell goooood fried chicken

You tease me so, candle.

You tease me so, candle.

Listen, it’s hard enough out here for a hungry person, what with candles smelling like pumpkin pie and apple cider as they burn. But now you want to add in a decorative object that gives off the smell of fried chicken and yet fails to deliver said delicious food to my mouth? That’s just not fair. [via Scents of the Commonwealth]

11.21.13By Mary Beth Quirk@marybethquirk

you smell goooood fried chicken

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