We know that many of you were glaring jealously toward our neighbors to the north when Pizza Hut Canada announced its Eau de Pizza Hut scent last December.

But someone has imported (presumably stashed in the wheel well of a ’71 Malibu) enough of the stinky stuff into the U.S. so that some Americans can spray themselves with a scent that has “top notes of freshly baked, hand-tossed dough.”

However, you can’t just go buy the scent. You need to win it.

According to Eater.com, Pizza Hut is packaging the perfume in a Valentine’s Day bundle that also includes a $20 gift card that it’s giving away to customers who Tweet @PizzaHut and use the #LastMinuteLovers hashtag. The packages will supposedly be sent to winners in time for them to present the gifts of pizza and smelling like pizza to their special someone… who will then most likely wonder what he/she ever saw in you in the first place.

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