The cookie on the package for Pepperidge Farm’s Milano Melts “Dark Classic Creme” cookie is just oooooozing chocolate goodness. You can almost taste it. Sadly, that is all you’re likely to taste when you bite into the real thing.

This image was posted over at Reddit, where the customer was so un-thrilled by the lack of anything resembling the cookie on the package that he wrote a three-word open letter to Pepperidge Farm: “Go F*&k Yourself.”

While we await a reply from the Farm folks, we’re going to go dip some strawberries in a huge vat of chocolate fondue.

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