The PS3: It Only Does 3D Boobs

Offering up more evidence that the PS3 truly does do everything, the console will allow viewers to rent a downloadable edition of Spots Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue.

Kotaku reports the issue will hit the PS3 servers “on or around” Feb. 15. For those unwilling to pony up the unspecified cost to gawk at 3D bikini models on their giant-screen 3D TVs while wearing glasses, SI will offer up a free 3-minute preview. And in addition to the 2011 issue, there will also be 12 hours of SI swimsuit videos available for download.

Yes, 12 hours. The PS3 — it only overdoes everything.

The PlayStation 3’s Next Big Innovation Is… 3D Bikinis [Kotaku]


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  1. Mr. Fix-It says: "Canadian Bacon is best bacon!" says:

    You stay classy, Sony. :U

  2. TBGBoodler says:

    Do you prefer Spots Illustrated over Polka Dots Weekly?

    • ellmar says:

      Spots Illustrated is full of dogs.

    • CyGuy says:

      G, any spots in particular?

      As to the 12 hours of additional video – haven’t game companies already been targeted for carpal tunnel syndrome? I see a whole new class of “sports” related injuries among lonelier gamers in the near future.

  3. AllanG54 says:

    There must be an awful lot of horny men out there. I would think that they’d just DVR the Victoria’s Secret show that was aired few weeks back.

  4. crashrider says:

    Actually, SI is just getting on the band wagon and providing to a bigger network of people (and doing so on current 3D tv’s instead of glasses). This concept was done first by 3DD.


    While I personally am not a fan of the 3D aspect that seems to be taking over, I think it is a good move to provide something like this. I’m going to guess Sony just opened up their 25-45 age market a little wider for themseleves considering Microsoft doesn’t want this kind on content on their store.

    • crashrider says:

      Also, why is 12 hours of this over doing it? I’m sure they are just showing video of the whole photo shoot processes. That’s what those people do all year, so i would hope they have at least 12 hours of video from the process out of a total of 2000+ hours of work in a year.

      Just sayin…

  5. Holybalheadedchrist! says:

    god, I love girls in stormtrooper helmets.

    What was the question?

  6. DurkaDurkaDurka says:

    Now you can motorboat your tv from the comfort of your couch.

  7. DurkaDurkaDurka says:

    Now you can motorboat your tv from the comfort of your couch.

  8. The Upright Man says:

    God bless you, science

  9. rdclark says:

    Spots Illustrated, the Journal of Pustules and Lesions

  10. Cheap Sniveler: Sponsored by JustAnswer.comâ„¢ says:

    If I’m going to RENT boobs, they damn well better be real.

  11. Mighty914 says:

    The free 3 minute preview should be just enough.

  12. usernameandp says:

    Spot’s Illustrated, huh? Would that be a bunch of canines in bikinis?

  13. lucky13 says:

    How is 12 hours of 3D boobs possibly overdoing it?

  14. toxicXchocobo says:

    While this is pretty interesting (to say the least) for many male gamers and some female… “PS3: It Only Does Everything”… except play PS2 games. Still a dang good system overall though.