Q: "Currently Receiving The Washington Post?" A: "Currently, I'm Trying To Have My Supper"
This is pretty much the perfect reply to an annoying telemarketer, and the perfect complaint letter to send when he cusses you out.
The provenance and veracity of this letter is unknown, but what is not unknown is that is funny.
Grandfather and Telemarketers [I own images]
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