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According to the sell by date, these Alexia Potato Julienne fries will last you until 6,071,100,111.
Long after the cities have crumbled into the sea and Man has gasped his last gasp, these fries will be ready and waiting to be placed into an oven preheated to 400°F.
(Thanks to Stephen!)
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