Mom and Dad always wanted you to be a lawyer but who wants to dump all that money down the tubes and read those boring books? Well, no longer! Some burnout is selling his law degree from a fancy university on Craigslist!

Right now the bids are only at $222.50, though the MSRP is $59,250. Just listen to these unique features!

“After several years of practicing law with a bunch of nerds in Silicon Valley I have come to the conclusion that my law degree is useless and I don’t want to be a lawyer anymore. Though I spent over $100,000 on it I am willing to sell it for the bargain basement price of $59,250, which is the current value of my remaining student loan balance.”

“This priceless collectible will permit you to be surrounded by hobby-less assholes whose entire life is dictated by billing by the hour and being anal dickheads.”

“I will really sell this piece of shit. “

It’s really reflective of the new economy, as but a couple of years ago a DePaul law degree was going for $100,000. That’s almost 50% pricedrop, and a hefty premium in terms of fancypants upgrade.

My Law Degree (Seriously) – $59250 (lower pac hts) [Craigslist]
Selling My Law Degree (Seriously) [eBay]
Craigslist Post of the Day: Top-Tier Law Degree ($59,250) [Above The Law]

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