What could be more American than celebrating the launch of a new product with an almost comically unhealthy fast-food product? Unfortunately, the seven-patty Windows 7 Whopper is only available in Japan.

If you’re wondering (and of course you are) the burger is over five inches tall, weighs more than a pound, and has 2,120 calories. Wait, why didn’t they market this in the U.S. again? Foreigners are eating gut-busting fast food and we’re stuck with house parties. Hmph.

Burger King Japan selling Windows 7 burgers [Electronista]
Burger King’s Windows 7 whopper: 7 patties, 2,120 calories [Japanator]

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