A 34-year-old man in Massachusetts will pay a $500 fine for ripping off the head of Chuck E. Cheese and yelling at the guy inside, says WBZTV. The man was angry that Cheese had allegedly pinned his child against a video game machine while trying to escape a swarm of children who were hopped up on skee-ball and pizza.

Jessie Carvalho, the man in the mouse suit, told police he put his arms out to get through a crowd of children trying to knock him over and never grabbed anyone. A witness agreed with the 19-year-old Carvalho’s account.

We think the angry dad needs to meet up with the lecherous Cheese in Missouri. Then it can be a smackdown we’ll all feel good about.

“Man Pleads Guilty To Assaulting Chuck E. Cheese” [WBZTV] (Thanks to R!)
(Photo: TheMuuj and headexplodie)

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