Some jerk stole a chair from The Pita Pit in Tampa, Florida. Who does that? “Dude, check out this wooden chair I totally stole. You can sit in it.” The store, however, is taking advantage of the setback by turning it into a publicity opportunity. Who knows, they may even get their chair back if one of this guy’s friends (he only has two, according to The Pita Pit) gets hungry enough.

(Thanks to Nathan!)

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