The Disneyland Sex Orgy

An age-old question finally gets answered: do the costume-wearing Mickeys, Minnies and Goofies at Disney theme parks let off some steam after work by humping each other in a sexy, furry orgy?

Well, at Disneyland Paris, they do, and Disney is none too thrilled about seeing Mickey on his knees, simulating fellatio on a scrotum-less snowman.

“The behavior shown on the video is unacceptable and inexcusable… The video was taken in the backstage area not accessible to guests. Appropriate action has been taken to deal with the cast members involved.”

Thank god that Disney has disciplined the pedestrian dry humping of some of their employees behind closed doors. After all, think of the children.

Disney says “non” to Mouse orgy [Reuters]