• How Did Gillette Know It Was My Birthday??! Um… because someone sold it to them?
• Get A Sweet Xbox360 Bundle This Weekend. We really hope Fry’s didn’t mess up and lie to us, otherwise there’s going to be a lot of angry gamers out there.
• Oct31 Deadline For Free Sprint Contract Killing. Ok look, get over yourselves, we shot the photo on our studio backlot.
• Dell Business Blows Up Servers. Figuratively speaking. But it still sucks.
• Verizon Sells Customer Impossible KRZR. To fix his KRZR, Kevin must first convince that it exists.

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