Crocs Buys Jibbitz

The ninth hymen of the apocalypse just broke.

Strangely popular gaudy shoemaker Crocs yesterday purchased strangely chintzy footwear accessory firm Jibbitz. In addition to the gemstones we posted yesterday, Jibbitz also sells Halloween themed Crocs add-ons. Barf me a river.

Crocs to Buy Jibbitz” [Reuters] (Thanks to Brandon!)