Exchange Ten Seconds of Your Life For A Miniscule Chance at an iPod Shuffle!

We need your help. We want you to fill out a 4 Question Survey. If you do, you might win an iPod Shuffle.

Alright, an iPod Shuffle is hardly as nice a prize as, say, a free Bungie Jump ending in Angelina Jolie’s vagina, but it’s still pretty swell.

Moreover, we’d consider taking the survey a personal favor: this will allow us to slap down some actual figures and metrics and algebraic formulas on the desk of Gawker’s advertising department and hopefully prove to them, once and for all, that the Consumerist audience isn’t made up of just a few anti-capitalist cynics, but an audience of smart, savvy people with a lot of disposable income grouped in a prime advertising demographic who care so damned much because they love to consume. Maybe that’ll get some companies less gun shy about advertising with us: we have no idea why they get this impression, but they seem to be afraid that we’ll call them assholes.

So if you have ten seconds to click in some tick boxes, do us a favor and click the link below. Thanks, guys!

4 Question Consumerist Ad Survey


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  1. thwarted says:

    Survey’s down. :(

  2. Ben Popken says:

    Not for me.

  3. Elvisisdead says:

    The bungie jump into Jolie’s vagina line was one of the funniest I’ve read in a while.

  4. ModerateSnark says:

    …But if they measure the bungie cord correctly, you’d only make it in once, and each successive oscillation would dampen your spirits as you were left limply dangling… Nice view, though…

    Also, the shuffle retails for $69, the sexiest price around…

    No, I tried to convince myself, but you’re right. The bungie jump would probably be better.

  5. RandomHookup says:

    “Angelina Jolie’s Vagina” would be a pretty good name for a band.