• I DON’T LIKE YELLOW-PLAID SUITS!!! CAN’T YOU SEE BY MY DIMENSIONS THAT I WOULD RESEMBLE A STICK OF JUICY FRUIT GUM!!!?!!??? [Bernard Johnson]“Suit Shopping for a Mutant”
• According to this blog, Toyota hates babies. [Jalopnik] “Breaking! Tundra Recall: Toyota To Recall 160,000 Pickups”
• Just like the cool kid says, MacBooks came with everything right of the box, except for a little sniggly thing called a word processor. [The Stranger] “Rampant, Idiotic MacBookery”
• Tire on car knitting blogger rented from National blows, twice, which still isn’t as many times as their customer service does. [Got Gauge] “Tire, Tires, Tired”
• Ever wondered why Bose target customer base seems to be the wealthy and clueless? [FirstAdpotor] “Why Bose Sucks Review Resources”
• Buying a wedding dress on Craiglist is cheap, but you also have to factor in the cost of removing the boob padding. [Another Fucking Wedding] “Wedding dress redux”

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