The News is Too Short to Ride

• Willy Wonka has some health code violations. [CT] “City health department orders candy plant closed”
• And finally, the beatings stopped. [NYT] “Fed Raises Rates, but Scales Back Talk of Inflation”
• A chorus of “ReFi or Die!” rises from dorms across America. [CT] “Students Rushing to Refinance Loans”
• What’s a matter, too pussy to go shopping? [NYT] “Consumer Spending Slowed in May”
• We’ve heard of getting sick on the roller-coaster, but this is ridiculous! [NYT] “Boy Dies After Ride at Disney World”
• JetBlue, Continental, ranked a mile high above competition. [LAT] “JetBlue Gets Top Ratings in Survey”