Fiber One Secertly Switches Sweetner

If you eat the chipmunk fuel cum cereal called Fiber One and you’re diabetic, your life may be in danger. If you’re not diabetic, you might just be pissed. Curtis writes:

    I just noticed a few weeks ago that the nice people at General Mills removed Splenda and added Nutrasweet to Fiber One. This is after years of success in the marketplace, with every web reference you find on the product praising its flavor because of the use of Splenda, millions of diabetics hooked on it, etc.

Ever notice how they don’t make ads with cute characters frolicking through the jungle, screaming, “Hey! Who stole my Fiber One?” No? (pre-emptive comments joke: cereal killers).