Daily Freeload

Here’s your free stuff o’ the day, thanks to Dewan, you frickin’ cheapskates.

  • Free download of “You Have Killed Me” by Morrissey. One for the black iPod.

  • Proteon Protein Bar Sample. Contains 100% Soylent Green.

  • Free sample of Organic Planet Coffee or Tea. Requires Internet Explorer. Unfortunately, that’s not a joke.

  • Free Fragrance Sample of Mary-Kate & Ashley’s “Coast to Coast.” Smells like teen spirit, in new, barely legal bottle.


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  1. Papercutninja says:

    blech, morrissey. Enough with that pretentious ass.

  2. Paul D says:

    We get it Morrissey. You’re gay and put-upon.

    / yay! Morrissey bashing!

  3. Spaceman Spiff says:

    Now are you not happy that you did not have to pay 99cents to find that out? See how the consumerist has helped you? Now click an ad.

  4. e says:

    I appreciate the free Morrissey download, even though I may be in the minority.

  5. Drinker Nisti says:

    Left my comfortable Firefox and dug out IE for the coffee…

    ‘Ya know, I’ve been reading Consumerist for a few months now, and I’ve yet to receive any of the free samples that I’ve recklessly signed up for…

  6. Grady says:

    Since a disproportionate amount of computer savvy individuals both use firefox and drink large quantities of coffee, the IE only thing is something they should fix quickly. I did my part and sent an email to their customer service.

    Oh, and check out their E commerce software.

  7. Bubba Barney says:

    I actually got Morrissey’s new CD on Friday for free from a DJ friend of mine.