And the grand champion is… Anabelle! For her entry “If you don’t join my club I will poke my eye out.”

Secretly, we are gladdened, as that was the entry our fearless and feckless, but sometimes needing a hug, leader Ben Popken, chose as the best. Brownlee chose Airship‘s second place entry but that’s okay, Brownlee’s happy enough already, seeing as he has an orgasm every time Wal-Mart prevents an abortion. Rick Dobbs was 3rd.

Don’t worry, you’re all winners for having made it to the finals. Except of course, for those of you who lost.

Thanks for playing and Anabelle, email us what shirt from the Gawker T-shirt store you would like and your address and all that. We promise not to post it to the Gawker Stalker map.

Previously: Caption-It: William Shatner DVD Club

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