iPod Porn To Turn Children Into Sex-Fiends
Man, the iPod just can’t catch a break lately. First, Pete Townshend makes the device synonymous with irreversible hearing loss. Then some Cajun idiot decides to sue Apple over the potential of it making him deaf. And now, the National Coalition for the Protection of Children and Families, a Cincinnati-based pornography watchdog group, has raised the concern that the ability to watch porn on an iPod will make our nation’s children slavering masturbation addicts: dead-eyed zombies who feast for porn, shambling around and constantly jerking their deformed, claw-like hands about in their pockets when octogenarians pass them on the street.
News5Net has the scoop about the iPod’s phantom menace. In a few days, we’ll probably be linking a thirteen year old boy’s lawsuit against Apple for the iPod’s insidious potential to give him an erection. Until then, astute readers may notice that while the News5Net article is helpful enough to name several porncasts available on the net, it doesn’t actually link them. What a shame.
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