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Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Walmart "Junior" Panties Suggest That Your Genitals Are Better Than Credit Cards

Over at Feministing, a reader noticed these panties in the “juniors” section at the Wal-Mart on Kildare Farms Road in Cary, NC.

Stores Offer To Send Your Friends And Family An Invasive Holiday Wish List

Wouldn’t it be great if you could email your holiday wish list to friends and family without seeming like a self-indulgent clod? Well, the Wall Street Journal is reporting that several stores now feature self-promoting wish lists that magically email themselves or generate sales calls to potential gift givers.

Living At The Mall: Now For Rich People

Living At The Mall: Now For Rich People

A new trend is poised to sweep the country: living at the mall. Developers are building luxury condos attached to malls, and at one in the Boston suburbs, they’re selling for $420k to $1.6 million. Some people like the idea of being able to stroll downstairs and go to Nordstrom’s and Neiman Marcus. Others think that it gives them a taste of their conception of what constitutes urban life. Hey, at least there’s ample parking.

Used Condoms Recycled Into Hair Bands?

Used Condoms Recycled Into Hair Bands?

Used condoms as hair bands? We’re all for recycling and everything, but this story pushes boundaries of good taste… and public health.

"Draw Envious Looks," Carry Your Camera In A Sony TWA/T

"Draw Envious Looks," Carry Your Camera In A Sony TWA/T

Keep your camera safe and snug in Sony’s stylish new TWA/T. The soft leather carrying case is available in brown, black, and red – but not pink. Sony, please hire someone to manage your obscure naming conventions.

Gold Llame Window Display Confuses Shopper Into Thinking American Apparel Is Store For Hookers

Gold Llame Window Display Confuses Shopper Into Thinking American Apparel Is Store For Hookers

Because we loathe the peculiar iteration of kiddie porn that passes for American Apparel’s advertising, we got a kick out of the photo and description submitted to our Flickr pool by reader (and #1Consumerist reader Flickr pool submitter!) Maulleigh.

What Do Women Most Want For Christmas? "Gift Cards"

Consumer Reports conducted a survey to determine the consumer mood this coming holiday season. They found that of the poll respondents:

The Mom With $135,000 In Credit Card Debt Who Spends $400 A Month On Starbucks

The Mom With $135,000 In Credit Card Debt Who Spends $400 A Month On Starbucks

“I love new clothes. However, I like getting rid of the clothes just as quickly to go buy new ones.”

36% Of Identity Thieves Are Women

36% Of Identity Thieves Are Women

The Economic Crime Institute at Utica College was allowed to look through Secret Service files and they found some interesting real statistics about identity theft that tell a different story from what we usually hear. Based on their data slices:

Streetwear 101

Streetwear 101

If you’re not familiar with streetwear culture, it involves lots of limited edition sneakers and worshiping Japanese youths, and that’s about all you need to know. If you need to know more, read the satirical “So You Wanna Be A Streetwearer?” over at Don’t Believe The Hypebeast:

4. Buying IS rebelling. The more you buy, the more you’re showing that you’re against the system of mass consumption. Get as many overpriced sneakers, tees, jeans, jackets and shades as you can. Also make sure that you have at least one (two max) small luxury items like a Gucci belt or LV wallet, to show off your well rounded sense of style.

So You Wanna Be A Streetwearer? [Don’t Believe The Hypebeast]

Her Depot: Home Depot For Women

Scary man tools will be replaced by decorative trinkets and stylish furniture at the new Home Depot pilot store designed to attract women. Tragically dubbed “Her Depot,” the store will abandon Home Depot’s warehouse aesthetic in favor of shorter, “cleaner” aisles that emphasize home organization and interior design.

“There is a showroom of doors and windows unlike any other we’ve ever tried,” Feldman said.

5 Marketing Tricks That Unleash Shopping Frenzies

5 Marketing Tricks That Unleash Shopping Frenzies

  • Artificially limit supply. They had a giant warehouse full of Beanie Babies, but released them in squirts to prolong the buying orgy.
  • Issue press releases about limited supply so news van show up
  • Aggressively market to children. Daddy may not play with his kids as much as he should but one morning he can get up at the crack of dawn, get a Teddy Ruxpin, and be a hero.
  • Make a line of minute variations on the same theme to create the “collect them all” effect.
  • Make it only have one highly specialized function so you can sell one that laughs, one that sings, one that skydives, etc, ad nauseum.
Why Generic Is Just As Good: Sometimes It's Just A Different Wrapper?

Why Generic Is Just As Good: Sometimes It's Just A Different Wrapper?

This random, unverified comment scavenged from Metafilter archives syncs in with our preconceived notions and suspicions just enough that we’re going to publish it and wonder aloud if it is true:

When I was a kid I remember taking a tour of the big Wonder Bread factory in our town. I was scarred for life when I realized that one of the production lines for loaves of bread that I was following split into two packaging lanes just before the plastic went over the loaf. One lane was for Wonder, the other was for the local supermarket brand.

Is it really all just packaging? Bring on the blind taste tests.

Blue Cross Blue Shield Calls Miscarriage "Elective Abortion," Denies Claim

Blue Cross Blue Shield Calls Miscarriage "Elective Abortion," Denies Claim

After going without any healthcare coverage for 3 years, (husband’s employer didn’t not offer it and husband and child have preexisting conditions that make self paid insurance imposable to afford) was ecstatic to find out my husband’s new employer did offer insurance! Even though it is at a very high premium and a $2000 deductible, it’s better than nothing, right? At least that’s what I thought, till I tried to use Blue Cross Blue Shield of Kansas City…

Macy’s Issues Worst Coupon Ever

Macy’s Issues Worst Coupon Ever

Reader David sends us what might be the worst coupon we’ve ever seen. Not because it’s a bad deal, ($10 bucks off regular, sale and clearance is cool; we’re not complaining) but because we broke our brain in two reading the exclusions and conditions.

Why Do You Hate The Gap? The Gap Responds To Your Complaints

Why Do You Hate The Gap? The Gap Responds To Your Complaints

Mike Antonucci at the San Jose Mercury News took your complaints to the Gap’s top brass and got some interesting responses. They even responded to our editorializing about the Gap’s general state of failure with some upbeat sentences touting their own profitability. Whoops! We guess we were wrong and everything is just fine. Wait, what about the three-year sales slump, the recent layoffs, and the fact that same-store sales (the most important indicator of the health of a retail operation) have fallen in 12 consecutive quarters. Teehee! Sorry, we were sooo mean!

For Little Apparent Reason, Spiral Mac N Cheese Costs 37 Cents More Than Elbow

For Little Apparent Reason, Spiral Mac N Cheese Costs 37 Cents More Than Elbow

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Spirals cost 37 cents more per box than regular Elbow variety, despite the former weighing 1.75 oz less than the latter, reports the thoughts on technology blog. This breaks down to a difference of $.06/oz, vs $.14/oz. That’s 24% fewer noodles, with a 133% price increase.

Like Those 100 Calorie Packs? You're Paying Twice As Much.

Like Those 100 Calorie Packs? You're Paying Twice As Much.

Portion control is going to cost you, according to the Center for Science in the Public Interest. They took a look at the new “100 calorie” portion control fad and guess what they found? You’re paying a hefty premium for your portion control. Those packs cost, on average, about two-and-a-half times as much as bigger bags.