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Comcast Sets 60-Day Waiting Period For Customers Snagging Discounts By Threatening to Leave

As we’ve discussed before, in areas where there’s true competition in the cable market, you can call up the cable company, threaten to leave, and watch in delight as they try to persuade you to stay with discounts and freebies.

Confused Consumers: Why Isn’t My HDTV Picture Clear?

Consumer electronics retailers are doing a crappy job of explaining HDTV, so much so that people sometimes return the sets as defective.

The Super Special Verizon Store

The Super Special Verizon Store

Half a dozen big-screen TVs show high-definition movies. A row of laptops display video games for customers to play. Specialists at the Guru Zone help people customize their purchases and set up e-mail accounts. And there are cellphones, too.

Ooh, how fancy, but “Guru Zone”? Could that be any more late ’90s? How about Xtreme Guru Zone? Oh well, as long as a little competition from Verizon lowers everyone’s cable bill, we’re happy.—MEGHANN MARCO

Why is My $%@#! Cable Bill So High?

Why is My $%@#! Cable Bill So High?

From MSNBC: “If your cable TV rates have gone up by 4 percent a year, you’re getting off relatively easy, according to a report last week form the Federal Communications Commission. Since 1996, the average monthly cable bill is up 93 percent, the commission reported last week.”

Comcast Declares Reader’s House Nonexistent

According to Comcast, reader Peter’s house does not exist.

Powerbook Explodes After Comcast Plugs In Wrong Cable

Powerbook Explodes After Comcast Plugs In Wrong Cable

A Comcast customer’s Powerbook exploded after a Comcast tech plugged coax, connected to her computer through her modem, to an electrical wire.

DirecTV Sued Over NFL Advertisements

DirecTV Sued Over NFL Advertisements

The suit claims DirecTV falsely claimed in recent ads that Time Warner Cable subscribers will not be able to see their local professional football teams play unless they have DirecTV. Time Warner is one of several cable operators who no longer carry the NFL Network, due to monthly fees the league wants to charge for the channel, the Wall Street Journal said.

Time Warner Cable Customer Service Staffed By Crackheads

Time Warner Cable Customer Service Staffed By Crackheads

Jorge writes in about trying to get Time Warner Cable to not charge him for service he already canceled.

Customers Sue Time Warner

Customers Sue Time Warner

Former Comcast and Adelphia customers sued Time Warner last Wednesday over the service disruptions caused when Time Warner bought their networks.

Freaky Thursday: Comcast & TWC To Sell Cellphones, Verizon To Sell Cable TV

Freaky Thursday: Comcast & TWC To Sell Cellphones, Verizon To Sell Cable TV

The crumpet dropped from our gnashing maw when we spied these portents.

Cut Monthly Bills In Half

Cut Monthly Bills In Half

This technique for getting companies to reduce your monthly bills is so classic and effective, it bears explicit reiteration.

COX Reads The Consumerist

COX Communications reads The Consumerist.

Time Warner Won’t Fix Connection Broken For Years

The horror of Time Warner Cable NYC is legion, a textbook example of monopolies abusing consumers customers.

WhiteFence.com’s Tainted Ties

A few weeks ago, we posted about WhiteFence.com, a site that lets you compare and contrast service providers, which could be especially good for when you’re moving.

DirecTV Is A Bird Turd

Susan L. wrote us about her extremely unpleasant experience with DirecTV… an experience so unpleasant she’s willing to give them money just to never have to speak to them again. Reminds me of the last time my father talked to me.

Comcast Statement About 2nd Sleepy Technician

Comcast Statement About 2nd Sleepy Technician

Straight outta Compton:

Pix Of 2nd Comcast Tech Asleep On Customer’s Bed

Pix Of 2nd Comcast Tech Asleep On Customer’s Bed

ANOTHER Comcast Tech Asleep On The Job

UPDATE: And here’s the picture to prove it.