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Eyewitness Report on Airplane Liquid Restrictions

Eyewitness Report on Airplane Liquid Restrictions

Brooke went to a real live airport this morning and witnessed the shampoo and Dasani blockade first-hand.

Flyer Alert: No Soap OR Radio

Flyer Alert: No Soap OR Radio

If you’re flying within the next few days, don’t try to bring that nalgene of Dom Pom on the plane or listen to your iPod. A foiled terrorist plot involving combustible liquids detonated by electronics devices has raised a ban on carrying either aboard. Anything in a bottle is gonna go in the trash. Check everything except your wallets, keys and passports. Expect extended delays, canceled flights and intensive security searches at all airports.

UPDATE: Actually, Don’t Buy Tickets At The Midnight Hour

UPDATE: Actually, Don’t Buy Tickets At The Midnight Hour

Yesterday, we claimed that sitting around bleary-eyed until midnight would net you the best airline ticket prices. Upgrade Travel read it; they snickered contemptuously, sending guffaws of elite contempt in our direction. Then, Mortal Kombat style, they ripped the dripping spine out of our hopes and dreams of cheap nocturnal airfares:

Buy Airline Tickets At The Midnight Hour

Buy Airline Tickets At The Midnight Hour

The Nth Best Thing We Have Ever Posted: An Open Letter to US Airways

The Nth Best Thing We Have Ever Posted: An Open Letter to US Airways

Meet David Kerry of the Catalogue of Ships podcast.

Even More Ways To Actually Use Your Miles

Even More Ways To Actually Use Your Miles

Our buddy Mark over at Upgrade Travel was a great help to us when we put together our recent How-To: Actually Use Your Frequent Flyer Miles.

Reader Stumbles In Quest For United’s Executive Customer Support

Reader Stumbles In Quest For United’s Executive Customer Support

Using tips gleaned from our posts on reaching executive customer support, reader Ben tried to rectify a muggled United voucher. When they were issued, the gate rep said they were valid for Canada. Months later when he tried to use them to fly to Toronto, the ticket agent said there was no way the voucher was good for destinations outside the US.

HOWTO: Actually Use Your Frequent Flyer Miles

HOWTO: Actually Use Your Frequent Flyer Miles

US Airways Hires Temps to Beat Back The Riot

US Airways Hires Temps to Beat Back The Riot

The flood of complaints cometh for US Airways. A mountain of angrily worded, capital-letters writ correspondences, accompanied by suggestive stewardess voodoo dolls and the bleating, decapitated heads of voodoo-possessed pigs.

Remainders

• They should hire this man to become the “Jared” of McDonald’s. [BoingBoing]

Virgin Atlantic Flight 45

Virgin Atlantic Flight 45

Bulletpoints of woe.

HOWTO: Board Southwest Airlines Faster

HOWTO: Board Southwest Airlines Faster

Southwest Airlines has passengers board in three groups, A, B and C, with A’s going first. Here’s an at-home hack we spotted for if your boarding pass says B or C.

Undiluted Drink? That’ll Be Another Buck.

Undiluted Drink? That’ll Be Another Buck.

I love scotch. And when I order one, I always get somewhat annoyed by the pleb bartender who asks me if I want it with ice. Doesn’t he know that a fine single-malt should never be served with scotch, or watered down, unless with a mere thimbleful of spring water from the very locale in which the whiskey was distilled?

Air Traffic Is A Pile Of White Dots

Air Traffic Is A Pile Of White Dots

Is it any wonder air traffic controllers have such difficulty keeping planes from scraping each other’s bellies?

Air Traffic Controllers Direct Blips to Converge

Air Traffic Controllers Direct Blips to Converge

Maybe there should be more stringent requirements, specifically against getting boffo in the air traffic control tower.

Delta Crashes Man’s Wedding With Similarly Titled In-flight Movie

Delta Crashes Man’s Wedding With Similarly Titled In-flight Movie

Seated next to his elderly Catholic grandfather on a Delta flight, David was nervous when saw these words come across the in-flight movie screen:

Drunk Continental Captain: “How Dry I Am!”

Drunk Continental Captain: “How Dry I Am!”

“Thish ish ya capawhatchamacallit shpeakin…” a voice over the cabin intercom slurs. Looking out the window, you can’t help but notice a landing 747 dropping down out of the sky straight on top of you. Your dilating left eye spasms involuntarily.

Innocent Citizens Placed On Terrorist Watch Lists To Meet Federal Air Marshall Quotas

Innocent Citizens Placed On Terrorist Watch Lists To Meet Federal Air Marshall Quotas

Federal air marshals are being encouraged to use “creative writing” when they file surveillance reports, landing law-abiding citizens on terror watch lists.