• It’s a mofuggin meatcake. [Black Widow Bakery]
• A blog spy program uses a certain disgruntled AOL call in its demo. [Zeroization]
• Passengers tolerance on the tarmac for flight delays is exponentially inversely proportionate to the cabin temperature. In this case, 115 degrees. [Denver Post]
• Doctors paid up to $5,000 to recruit human guinea pigs. Is there a prescription available for acute conflict of interest? [LiveScience]
• They should hire this man to become the “Jared” of McDonald’s. [BoingBoing]

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