If you are what you eat, then anyone chomping down on the Big Fat Fatty sandwich doesn’t give a rat’s patootie what you think. Why would they, when immersed in a ginormous amalgamation of every kind of fast food niblet, meatlet, cheeselet and fried goodness known to mankind? You’re also likely fat in the wallet, as this culinary feat costs a whopping $49.99.

Because we like to know about what there is available to shove down our gullets, whether it be far or near, it is with awe and wonder that we regard the Big Fat Fatty out of L.A., as reported by the L.A. Times. It’s on the menu at a sandwich shop called Fat Sal’s, the brainchild of Entourage star Jerry Ferrara and some of his pals.

So what’s in this behemoth that will make you feel like a big fat fatty? You’ll be downright rich, if food is currency, as it’s got: cheesesteak, cheese burgers, pastrami, chicken fingers, bacon, mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, jalapeno poppers, fries, onion rings, chili, marinara and fat sauce, all on a 27-inch garlic bread roll.

You can get it for free, though, if you’re the sporting type and up for the challenge of eating it all in 40 minutes or less. Only one person has climbed to the top of Fat Fatty mountain in that time, and got to create and name a new sandwich.

Or you could just order a salad and call it a day. A boring, unfatty, unfat day. But that’s no fun.

The Big Fat Fatty $50 sandwich at Fat Sal’s; only one way to get it for free [L.A. Times]

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