How Do You Re-Use A Naughty Cake Pan To Make Something Less Naughty?

Seems legit.

Seems legit.

It seemed like a really great idea to order a penis-shaped cake pan and make a dirty dessert for your friend’s bachelorette party. But now you have no similar shindigs coming up, don’t need the pan anymore, and you don’t want your neighbors to see it between your old food processor and that iced tea maker at your next yard sale. Throwing it away would be a waste. What do you do? What do you do?

You find other, more innocuous things to turn a phallic dessert into. That’s the dilemma that we’re to believe the creator of the site Penis Pans had, but her challenge was more likely something closer to “make people laugh and get them to click on our cake pan site.” Either way, the cakes are funny.


Like an alligator.


Or a pretty farm scene with a silo and animal cracker cows.


My favorite is the lighthouse.


Or a palm tree.

One Woman’s Struggle To Use Her Penis Pan [Official Site] (Thanks, Angelos!)

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