How many different things can you flush down a toilet that sort of act and behave like feces in water, but are not, in fact, poop? That seemed to be the challenge set before the people in charge of creating this video to promote American Standard’s H2Option Siphonic Dual Flush Toilet.

This gem has been lurking on YouTube for the world to discover. You might have this model of toilet in your home right now, and yet it never occurred to you to flush a pile of water wigglers or an entire pack of hot dogs. Because you are a sane person.

The key scene of American ridiculousness and excess of this video isn’t the kitty litter or the hot dogs, but has to be the chicken nuggets flushed to demonstrate the toilet’s superiority. They dump 56 chicken nuggets in. Not 50, and not even 55: 56.

If you’re in a place where you can’t watch videos, here’s that key scene to hold you over.

H2Option Siphonic Dual Flush Toilet Demo – Golf Balls, Nuggets, Cat Litter & More… [YouTube]
56 Chicken Nuggets! [Where did the soda go?]

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