Nothing ruins a pleasant family dinner like the couple at the next table who simply won’t stop getting down to bedroom business in front of everyone. Or at least the parents at nearby tables on the patio of a Florida restaurant felt their dining experiences were negatively affected when a man and woman began “having sex on a table in view of minor children.”

The manager of the restaurant tells WTSP news that he tried to get the couple to stop what they were doing and pay the tab or he’d call the cops. The transcript of that 911 call says a lot about the couple in question.

“We had a patron having sex on the patio so we warned them and told them ‘you can’t do that there’s kids right out in the way’ and customers were complaining,” the caller told the dispatcher. “He’s intoxicated, he went to get his credit card and he took both beers and tried to take off.”

According to the news station, the man started becoming combative and could be heard vomiting in the background, while yelling “Don’t touch me.”

Police arrested the man for fighting with the manager and not paying his $101 bill. However, none of the parents who witnessed the public demonstration of affection wanted to write statements for the cops, so the couple got off scot-free in that respect.

911 calls released: Man accused of having sex at restaurant [WTSP.com]

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